i think?

i like reading illegal digital comics.

i would probably kick a guy who was down depending on our history.

i haven't bought a music cd since Fall 2004.

is the women on The Bachelor serious?

i think like Spock from Star Trek.

i miss Best Week Ever, haven't had cable since '06.

i watch Real World for shits and giggles.

i don't think the police are bad.

i don't believe in anything religion wise and i don't believe in atheism either.

in a house with with two bathrooms, i have to piss outside constantly.

yes, everything IS a joke to me.

feelings are overrated.

my six year old sister is a inconsiderate piece of shit.

i'm sometimes EMO.

banging on a champagne glass with silverware to get peoples attention is fruity.

i like that Madonna song, Humam Nature.

getting designs cut into your head after the age of 12 makes you look like a reatardo.

i'm not vain but I'm materialistic than a motherfucker.

why hasn't Strawberry Milk caught on?

i'ma make a facebook next week.

my eyes start to itch when i get frustrated.

i know how to cook but don't know how to bake.

i hate on shit constantly, it makes me feel great.

the word WAVY is the shit.

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i probably could win any position in politics if i wanted.

and thats all folks.