i think?

i live in the middle. i'm not really sure about anything.

9/11/2010

Jumping Ship

I liked it here and it's pretty clean but I'm jumping ship completely to tumblr.


I have this and a tumblr but the tumblr I have is so competly cluttered with constants reblogs and all that goodness that I'm letting that go dormant to. I like the community over there so that's where I'll stay.

I'm gonna start anew.

I have a custom domain on tumblr now which is AKIDDO.com

It's called something but I don't remember, so follow it nao. It will not go dead and it will not lose.

THANK YOU.

Class started this week. Shit.


This Summer was an odd one, I didn't touch one drop of alcohol, matter fact I don't think I will ever touch a drop of the sour liquid again. I was completely high though. Let me rephrase that. High school kids get high.

I SAT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING SHOULDERS OF GALACTACUS AND WATCHED HIM DEVOUR WORLDS WHILE A POSSUM KEPT SHOWING UP OUT OF NOWHERE IN MY BACKYARD AND M83 PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND.

This summer I saw life like I've never seen it and discovered stuff that I've never known. For instance, I have an obsession with California Pizza Kitchen and not just the taste for their cheeseburger pizza aka edible heaven but them as a noun, a person, place and thing. I kept seeing how much a greyhound ticket would cost to go to San Francisco just to sit in the real life restaurant but sadly, nobody wanted to go with me. It makes a lot of sense now though.

I went to see Curren$y at the new daisy back in May with some friends and that was trill, his album, Pilot Talk, is close to a masterpiece. That whole day is a blur to me, though. We did eat at iHops I remember. Odd that Best Coast and Curren$y's album are two of my favorites this year, since both of them are humongous pot heads.

There are two separate sides to the summer to me though in terms of general toking. My favorite thing to do this summer was go in the backyard with this orange patio chair mat I got with my ipod touch and my in ear skull candy's and light up exactly three j's back to back to back and then just lie back and ride that wave. The overall mind experience from those sessions were out of this world. The second half of this summer was nothing but me and my homemade gravity bong, quicker and more instant than a joint but instead of rolling around in the backyard thinking about how I would of been a cool ass native american, I actually got out and did things under that condition. I wrote three chapters for a book that actually makes sense. I'm taking creative writing this semester so that ought balance out correctly.

There are some sad things to all this though, I lost my Ipod touch and one of my ear buds in my skull candy's went out. Sometimes you meet and become good friends with Galactacus and sometimes you lose, oh well. :/

5/26/2010

All Day, Every Day

5/10/2010

Cat?

Thought about getting a cat.

Then I thought about becoming a cat.

Then I thought about what my cat name would be.

Then I realized the nickname for a cat is pussy.

Then I didn't want to be a cat anymore.

Then I thought about getting a cat again because the nickname for a cat is pussy.

Then I thought about the different variations of jokes I could make from that.

"Where's my pussy?" "Gotta go feed the pussy?" "My Pussy won't stop scratching up my couch"

Then I realized I could say all these things without actually owning a cat.

Then I unpaused Fringe.

5/06/2010

Adventures.

Long time, no see.

It's almost been two months.

In that time period I've smoked a whole bunch of marijuana, finished out the semester at school, and my work study duties at the library, played a lot of Xbox 360 and wrote a short story about gummi bears.

What's first, marijuana, yes it's still illegal but "meh", it ain't crack, heroine, or cocaine. I am proud to say I smoke it and if you want to be prude about it, I hope you get clothesline sometime duing the day. While being "high as kite" while browsing the internet I have discovered two shows from the UK "Skins" and "Doctor Who". Doctor Who has been on since 1963, where the hell have I been. I'm poviding trailers for you now.



Skins Trailer Season 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKPoVNtmK0&feature=related

Couldn't find any embeddable trailers for Skins, so you got to go to youtube to watch it, but only after you finish reading this post.

Skins does go harder than pan pizza though, and Doctor Who is about time travel so thats a win right there. Speaking of time traveling, this is LOST final season. It's like four episodes left, as long as it dosen't screw me over on a proper send off, I won't rage.

Skins and Doctor Who are both on Netflix if you don't feel right ripping them from the internet like I did.

Where was I, oh so I went to this house party all the way out in Bartlett one of my classmates were throwing, I was 1 out of 3 black people there, I met a bottle named new amsterdam gin but somehow she got away from me before the night was over with. I don't feel like detailing the whole night but I woke up on their couch the next moring and went to save a lot and bought a gallon of chocolate milk and and box of sausage and biscuits and ate it all in one sitting. It was pretty chill from what I can remember. Nobody knew what the hell or where the hell Binghampton was. We're on the news like every two weeks, this surprised me.

I bought a Xbox 360 that was modded to play burned games off craigslist because as you know I don't like paying for anything especially $60 for games because I'm a cheap basterd but that's just me. I'm playing Batman: Arkham Asylum right now because Batman is the shit.

I was offered to go to school in the Summer but I was like no thanks. I have been going four semesters straight so this Summer is mine. I might grow a beard and wear a bucket hat and shades everywhere.

This is all for now, to tell you the truth I don't know when I'll be updating this again. I don't know when I'll be updating any of the social networking sites I'm on again, probably when I start wearing a suit on a daily basis or something like that. Right now I'm living like a mofo, so yeah.

3/09/2010

Kid Cudi Won



About 8 hours ago, I was in a similar situation, since it is Spring break and I am prone to experiment. I got stuck under my comforter for like 30 minutes, I kept trying to think about something but I never could get the thought to complete. I fell asleep and woke up two hours later in a pile craisins. It was trippy.

It's Spring frakking Break.

I think I'm going to take a two week break from copying and pasting. roffle.

Had a speech in Oral Comm this week. Here are some my favorite excepts from it.

2. I had a similar experience one time where I might have had little too much to drink. My point A started with me sitting watching Battlestar Galactica on a Friday like normal, except gin was in the mix this time. My Point B ended with me on the other side of the neighborhood laying on the hood of someone’s car with a marker in my hand where I wrote different words that rhymed with the word like, like, sight, might, kite, bite, right, light, fight, bright, night, smite, and ect. There are more words than you know that rhyme with the word like. And yes the marker was a washable one.
C. For instance, My point A started one night with me getting in after having a tiny get together my friends were having, I was slightly tipsy, instead of going to bed I somehow figured I had to make kool-aid, instead of making the kool-aid in the kitchen like normal people I decided to take the whole pitcher of water and also the whole container of sugar free kool-aid and make the kool-aid in my bed room. My point B ended with waking covered what I thought was blood, even though it smelled like cherry. I freaked out and tried to run down the steps and hit my head on the edge on the corner of the steps. I really went from point A to point B to point H which is the hospital.
Random Girl I Know: Travis did you take all my fish out of the aquarium and put them in separate cereal bowls around my house?
Me: I don't remember that (see the key is keeping a serious expression while answering)

Random Girl: Oh, okay

Damn, I won in Speech class Thursday.

February 4, 2008

You ever felt the wind on your face, I mean like really feel it. If you just close your eyes and just catch the breeze. It can be anywhere. Your whole perception on things will change. I link the wind because nobody controls it. You can replicate it, but you can't control it. If you go out side on a nice spring day when the suns out and you catch a steady breeze, that's the best natural feeling you can ever have. Next to going to the bathroom after you have held it for a really long time. A nice breeze can come anybody down I swear.

I don't think I was under the influence since every thing's spelled correctly and the right punctuation was used but really the wind. Something I drunk had to been spiked or something.

January 10, 2008 11:56 AM

My dream was about me with this girl I use to know that look like Tia Mowry, she still live in the same neighborhood I do but I ain't seen her in a while, the reason why I had this dream is because my nigga told me she had blond hair now, and when I went to sleep and I couldn't stop thinking about how she look with blond hair.In the dream she was on top on me and was about to kiss me then she said my breath was stanky, I went to brush my teeth in the dream, when I turned around to go back to the room, she had a sheet around her and didn't have any clothes on. She look at me and said you know where I'm at, and I woke up.


My life used to be the equation of The Wonder Years times Doug divided by The Wire's 4th season. Now it's LOST + Skins x Skullcandy Products x a shitload of books divided by piracy minus strawberry milk + checkbook balancing x sarcasm + Ren & Stimpy's Complete Series + (3D x Little Ceaser 5 dollar pizza's)

Remember parentheses have to be done first.