i think?

i live in the middle. i'm not really sure about anything.

5/10/2010

Cat?

Thought about getting a cat.

Then I thought about becoming a cat.

Then I thought about what my cat name would be.

Then I realized the nickname for a cat is pussy.

Then I didn't want to be a cat anymore.

Then I thought about getting a cat again because the nickname for a cat is pussy.

Then I thought about the different variations of jokes I could make from that.

"Where's my pussy?" "Gotta go feed the pussy?" "My Pussy won't stop scratching up my couch"

Then I realized I could say all these things without actually owning a cat.

Then I unpaused Fringe.

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