Thought about getting a cat.
Then I thought about becoming a cat.
Then I thought about what my cat name would be.
Then I realized the nickname for a cat is pussy.
Then I didn't want to be a cat anymore.
Then I thought about getting a cat again because the nickname for a cat is pussy.
Then I thought about the different variations of jokes I could make from that.
"Where's my pussy?" "Gotta go feed the pussy?" "My Pussy won't stop scratching up my couch"
Then I realized I could say all these things without actually owning a cat.
Then I unpaused Fringe.
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