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E.T. IS ABOUT A MENTALLY RETARDED ALIEN
by the Green Gargantua Oct 12th, 2009
Who missed the shortbus spaceship (full of the other mentally disabled extra-terrestrials while picking flowers (an activity usually safe for retarded ETs). The human child is capable of bonding with the ET due to his being retarded, otherwise the alien would have probably found himself very very bored with the kids bullshit. I just re-watched ET and this whole shortbus from space thing finally hit me. It is pretty clear and solves the many flaws in the film's logic. How would hyper intelligent creatures capable of traveling through the infinity of space forget someone? Because they are retarded. How does an ancient super intelligent alien get lured about by candy and talked into living in a closet? Because that alien was mentally retarded folks. I am convinced the spacecraft it's self was the caretaker of the group, and they probably all lived in the ship as a sort of care giving home. Go ahead and watch it again knowing this, it's fucking hilarious!!!!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddd would you look at that.
Regina Spektor has HUGE boobs, but I always knew that because I'm cool like that. OW OWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
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