i think?

i live in the middle. i'm not really sure about anything.



Setting: At an unnamed Kroger fuel station Monday morning.

Me: Can I have 17 on pump 6.

Lady in Box: Sure and do you have a kroger plus number.

Me: Naw

Lady in Box: You sure you don't have a number?

Me: Nope (i try to walk away)

Lady in Box: Just put a number in.

Me: But I don't have a number (backing up getting ready to run)

Freckled Lady: I'll put my number in for you.

Me: That's Okay

Freckled Lady: No problem (starts typing in number) it'll save you ten cents

About the time she said "it'll save you ten cents" I was back at the car pumping gas because if I would've denied the number anymore it would've cause to much of a seen with me somehow being tasered back to yesteryear.

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