i think?

I got all this cake but I can't eat it, which is really screwed up if your starving and foaming at the mouth but you keep getting more and more slices of cake. You don't wanna be rude and refuse it because it would look odd and you'd look like a dumbass. And even by some special circumstance where you actually say "fuck it" and indulge yourself, you don't wanna eat the wrong piece of cake and get it all over your face because then things would get messy and who likes messes. Nobody, so silent anger ensues.

*Cake is a metaphor for women*